WHERE WAS THE
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UP IN 
SMOKE
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the rest attracts top consultancy rates
the question is
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WHAT WILL NEW YEAR’S EVE BE LIKE…A SPIT ROASTED COW
MAYBE…OWCH!
IT WAS ROUND A FIRE – WE WERE BURNING BANKERS!
If
you think I am going to fart about laying out a funky web page
then sod off!!!
Then Again … There is only so much pie
to go around.
If you're going to take more than your fair share of pie,
as socialists would look at it,
then someone else is not getting his slice or pair of slices.
AND I LIKE TWO SLICES …
That means that for those who don’t want it too much
you've got to go take it away from them.
Sometimes just before they get theirs …
SO GO WHERE THERE IS LOADS OF PIE
TO BENEFIT MOST WITH WHAT YOU LIKE!
(If you like the pie that is … and I do!)
Hit a 7&9 all the time!
HOW TO MAKE THE WORLD A GOOD PLACE
DOES NOT MEAN MAKING IT BETTER
THE SICK WHO HAVE KILLED US NEED TO BE LEFT TO DIE IN THEIR OWN
GREEDY MEANIE SELFISH PLACE
AND LET US GET ON WITH DOING THE GOOD FUN STUFF!!!
The Personal Description
or Profile Stuff
A
RANKING MEMBER OF THE KISS
SCHOOL
A SUPPORTER OF THE BOB GELDORF DIPLOMACY METHOD and
THE DOUBLE TRIPLE P PRINCIPLE of TOP DOWN PROGRAMS
After all … where DO YOU want to go???
HEAVEN?
I THINK HEAVEN MUST BE
FULL AS
ALL THE LIEING ARSEHOLES HAVE BEEN FOUND OUT AND
HAVE BEEN SENT BACK TO MAKE HELL ON EARTH!
(OKAY
this lift does NOT go to this floor! … AND WILL NOT!)
I
CAME - I SAW - I CONJOURED
WHINNIE - WITCHY - WILLY
(ORGASMIC OR WHAT! HORSEY ANYWAY!)
AND
I THOUGHT GENERICALLY SPEAKING WAS TALKING BOLLOCKS!
(OR IS IT BLOGOCKS?)
A Collection of his
Curious Vitae-min-haze and Resume-haze
(featuring the ProBlog)
probably
a collection of newsletterzs…
FIRST,
THE GLOBAL INTERNET SHOUT, SCREAM, BLOG, WHATEVER
More
of the prologue shouts and screams on
CLICK HERE http://tvit.org/GL_Shout_and_S-Cream.htm
Broken Hearts are Dangerous as they Know They Have Survived
The Prologue
(or is it ProBlog Attitude)
THE
SOCIALIST, DEMOCRATIC AND ECO AWARE PEOPLE OF THE WORLD
THE PEOPLE PEOPLE
THE GROUP VILLAGE MENTALITY
THE MANOR - THE SHIRE - THE COMMUNITY – THE HOMESTEAD
THE HUMAN UNION
THE HUMAN COOPERATIVE
WHO WIN
AGAINST
THE RUDE, BAD MANNERED, GREEDY, JEALOUS, MEAN PEOPLE OF THE WORLD
THEY LOSE !!!
~ AND THEY LOSE US ALL ~
MUCH
MORE ON THE SHOUT AND SCREAM!
http://tvit.org/GL_Shout_and_S-Cream.htm
A VERITABLE LOAD OF RANTS AND RAVES
AND NOW THE REST OF THE G LUNACYYYY
AND LOADS OF LINKS
(not completely different…)
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Rich Media Cyber
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(old?) By the way, the XXX version of my Biography and more links to detailed
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DATE OF BIRTH |
18th December 1952 |
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PLACE
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NATIONALITY |
British – ish |
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PERSONALITY |
ESTJ |
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RELIGION
- ART – SCIENCE - ETC |
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POLITICS |
Same as above…bleugh |
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FOOD |
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GUY’S SPORTS |
Scuba, Flying,
Shooting, Body Building, |
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POPULAR SPORT STATEMENT |
It pleases me no end to watch a bunch of over paid goons running about kicking each other in the shins or ripping their ears off to get possession of cheap ball! IS THIS
COMPETITION? --- BAAAH! I like to see individual achievement
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FAMILY
UK
exWife + 3 Kids Jack, Eva, Gabriel Malaysian ex !?! Thai current ? |
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PROFESSIONAL MEMBERSHIPS AND THIS TVIT.ORG/ASM |
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DEGREES |
Bachelor
of Science, 1978 |
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TRADE QUALIFICATIONS |
City
and Guilds |
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SECONDARY |
A Level 2 ASA Survival |
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PRIMARY |
Apple for teacher … (not a baby’s arm holding an apple!) |
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PLAYSCHOOL |
Kissing
the girls when they came out to play |
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BROADCASTING EXPERIENCE |
30++ Years (too many!) |
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RECENT EXPERIENCE |
Techno
Consultant/Advisor, Advanced Project Director, Cyber Mason, Network/Systems
Architect and Semi Retired Visionary/Versionary - V5.5 Guy is semi retired in Thailand
assisting Tim Richards in techno, bar and restaurant and housing/realestate CURENTLY RESEARCHING PC MOTHERBOARD BIOS ATTACKS INTERNET FORTUNES TESTING USB connected E-SEX TOYS
WRITING STORIES ABOUT OUR
NAUGHTY BROADCASTING EXPERIENCES :-) The Past
15++ years (Since 1992) technical and operations management and consulting in Asia on
Techno Stuff, IT TeleVision (TVIT), multichannel digital broadcast and news,
current affairs, sports, entertainment, studio and post production programme
making and distribution systems. Consultant
to Rich Media Cyber Masonry Please klik pic above to view biography(ies) |
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BUSINESS FAMILY (MOSTLY) Don’t forget to join my groups below! |
LINKEDIN Business PLAXO Mid Levels FACEBOOK Many Pictures etc. |
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FAVOURITE SOFTWARE (Main ones) |
Open
Office Adobe
Acrobat Dramatica The
Gimp LView Visio Autocad 3D
Studio Lightwave Pinnacle
Studio Excel Mathematica Statistica The
SIMS Basic,
Pascal, C++ Google
Earth (Well
thought out Touch Screen Software) |
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SEXUAL
PREFERENCES |
All
day, all night and between meals … |
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THINGS THAT I LIKE MOST |
MUSIC GIRLS LONG
HAIR WARMTH MOVIES AND
THE WORDS TO CHAS AND DAVE’S THAT’S
WHAT I LIKE <add file link!> GOING
FOR A PEE … :) LIVING
ANIME POKEMON LARA
CROFT |
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COME
ONS … especially in supermarkets! RAIN MUSIC GIRLS LONG
HAIR HUMOUR FUN Women
who look after themselves Soft
skin Semi
Nackedness Solutions Shopping OPENNESS BEAUTY
FROM THE INSIDE Strippers Pole
dancers Wet
tee-shirts Erotic
Dancers Exotic
Dancers TOUCHY
FEELY SCULPTURE (HENRY MOORE) TOUCHY
FEELY GRAPHICS WHACKY
GRAPHICS AND SCULPTURE VASSERELLI EROTIC
PHOTOGRAPHY EROTIC
GRAPHICS ANIME MULTIPLE
ORGASMS CATS MIND
ALTERING SUBSTANCES |
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BAD
MANNERS SHORT
HAIR BALD GRUMPY SANCTIMONIUS
GITS KNOWALLS
WHO KNOW NOTHING PEOPLE
WHO BELIEVE NEWS SPINS LONG
WINDED BULLSHIT MONEY CONFIDENCE
TRICKSTERS JOURNALISTS BANKS FINANCE
COMPANIES INSURANCE
COMPANIES GOVERNMENTS TRAFFIC
WARDENS BAD
RISKS GAMBLERS LIARS FAKES PRETENDERS SHALLOWNESS HYPOCRITES SELFISHNESS MEANNESS CHEATS THIEVES GREED GOLD
DIGGERS BULLIES PUSHIES IGNORANCE DUMMIES UNACHIEVERS NONACHIEVERS SLOTHNESS SLOW HOLDER
UPPERS LACK
OF OPENNESS … SECRETIVE STICK
IN THE MUDS SANCTIMONIOUS
GITS ANYONE
WHO ASKS FOR ANYTHING PEOPLE
WHO TAKE WITHOUT ASKING PEOPLE
WHO DON’T REPLACE WHAT THEY TAKE PEOPLE
WHO BORROW AND DON’T GIVE BACK (STEAL) LOVE GIFTS STUPID
RULES SILLY
LOVE SONGS FOOTBALL FANATICS CLOSED
MINDS REPETITIVE
AWFUL MEDIA WHEELS ROTE MOSQUITOES
DOGS ARSEHOLES! PEOPLE
WHO WILL NOT LET THEMSELVES GO PEOPLE
WHO SHOUT RATHER THAN FIND OVER
ASSERTIVENESS BORING
OLD FARTS MACKINTOSH
USERS USELESS
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THE ABSOLUTELY AMASING TESTIMONIALS (THANKS TO ALL WHO
SUPPORT ME AND CONVERGENCE CO’S) HUGS! |
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content etc. Watch and see!!! AND Please participate!!! I am sure it will
benefit you!!! |
LINKEDIN NEW THINKING
for the ECO FRIENDLY ITS GURU SOME
for GENIUS GURUS PLAXO NEW THINKING
for the ECO FRIENDLY ITS GURU SOME
for GENIUS GURUS FACEBOOK NEW THINKING
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PICTURES ---- WOW .oOW !!! SOME
BUSINESS SEE BUSINESS FAMILY ABOVE
MORE
PICTURES and INFO … http://photobucket.com/guy_lakeman http://www.flickr.com/photos/guy_lakeman http://www.flickr.com/people/guy_lakeman http://www.panoramio.com/user/1872511 (Panoramio Links
to Google Earth) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Guy_Lakeman http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Guyla VIDEO
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THIS AREA IS ALL
THE GROWING NEW STUFF REQUESTED BY YOU YOU YOU NO INPUT === NO INFO SO LET ME HAVE IT !!!!!! |
THIS IS NOW MY
BUSINESS
eHollywood Please Go see!!! (don’t forget to log in for more pictures) And go to eDiet Diet - www.tvit.org/ediet eLanguage
Language - www.tvit.org/elanguage eJewellery
Jewellery - www.tvit.org/ejewellery BLING BLING eRocket Rocket
Cialis - www.tvit.org/erocket eComfort
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eBusiness Business www.tvit.org/ebusiness eTerms Terms www.tvit.org/eterms eLift Lift Yourself www.tvit.org/elift Motivate Motivation and pick youself up! eVoxpops Voxpops www.tvit.org/evoxpops Some of me talking/singing stuff ePixpops www.tvit.org/epixpops Some of me talking/singing to the laptop… Mad or what! eManagement www.tvit.org/emanagement Management eSatellite Satellite www.tvit.org/esatellite eHorridscope www.tvit.org/ehorridscope Horrible Horoscopes gZine eZine www.tvit.org/gzine (Like an ezine but with a g in it…) eYes yes www.tvit.org/eyes eMarket Market www.tvit.org/emarket eFloor Floor www.tvit.org/efloor eShop Shop www.tvit.org/eshop eCatalogue Cataloge www.tvit.org/ecatalogue eTupperware www.tvit.org/etupperway The plastic group parteee eParty Party www.tvit.org/eparty eSex Sex www.tvit.org/esex eMeatshot www.tvit.org/emeatshots Meatshot Meat Shot Elise Liza ePanties www.tvit.org/epanties Panty Pantry eSpot Spot www.tvit.org/espot Or is that unfair ? eCircus Circus www.tvit.org/ecircus eConcert Concert www.tvit.org/econcert eBar Bar www.tvit.org/ebar eAsy Easy www.tvit.org/easy eHappy Happy www.tvit.org/ehappy eHoliday eLite Elite www.tvit.org/elite eLixir Elixir www.tvit.org/elixir eSmile Smile www.tvit.org/esmile eXtasy Extasy www.tvit.org/extasy eTc etc ETC www.tvit.org/etc Oooh panties above! For all
satellite, cable, television, tvit, Video, sound,
music, production, edit, and movie stuff |
The Epilogue
(or is it EpiBlog, PostBlog, )
Well, as I said before
QUOTE: Its all bollocks
‘innit
or is that
BlogOcks???
DON’T
BE SILLY!!!
Please dare
to CONTACT US
For VERY PERSONAL
ATTENTION
(Due to the
high costs of consultancy I do not subscribe to bulk shopping carts)
This link gets you nowhere…It was my business page
It got me nowhere
well, it got me here anyway!
:)
GO BACK TO FRONT PAGE
(isn’t this the front page??)
Oh well … I never won them all
At least I didn’t lose as I always learnt
nothing
Or was it something?
THE END
Or maybe the start…
WHO KNOWS
THEN AGAIN WHO DOES?
AND FROM K-PAX – YOU SILLY HUMANS
A good set of quotes from BLADERUNNER
WAKE UP - TIME TO DIE
The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long.
And you have burned so very, very brightly
I have had people walk out on me before but not when I was
being so charming.
Nothing the God of bio-mechanics wouldn't let you in heaven
for.
"I've seen things you little people wouldn't
believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion bright as
magnesium... I rode on the back decks of a blinker and watched c-beams glitter
in the dark near the Tanhauser Gate. All these things will be lost in
time....they'll be gone....like tears in the rain....
<vangellis tones...>
Time....to...die........"
I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last
moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life,
anybody's life, my life. All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us
want. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could
do was sit there and watch him die.
"It's too bad she won't live; but then again, who does?"
SMILE
AND DON’T ASK A WIKI WHY!!!
HUGS
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NOT SURE???
!!!! WHY !!!!
REMEMBER THIS
IT IS IMPORANT TO YOU
GUARANTEES ARE STRONGER THAN
PROMISES
I OFFER LIFETIME GUARANTEES
NEVER THREATS, ALWAYS PROMISES!
I ALSO HAVE NEVER TAKEN OUT WORKING
INSURANCE
I DO NOT ENTER INTO ANYTHING I WILL
NOT WIN OR BE ABLE TO ACHIEVE
I HAVE NEVER EVER NEED LITIGATION
AS YOU HAVE SEEN ABOVE I HAVE
ACHIEVED FOR THE CROOKS OF THIS WORLD
TO MY DETRIMENT AS THEY HAVE LIED TO
ME AND BEATEN ME DOWN
AND THEY WILL SOON GET THEIR
PAYBACK!
SMILE
See Seeth ing Seth ing Soo thing,
its nonsense to some!
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