reindeer song by guy lakeman 2008

You know Flasher and Glancer
And Poncer and Dixon
Vomit and Stupid
And Bonker and Bitching
But what do you call
The most nautious reindeer of all?

Rude Balls the red toed reindeer
He had very shiny toes
And if you ever saw it
You would say his penis glows

All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh at him like drains
They never let old Rude Balls
Ever whip them with his reigns

When they were drunk one Christmas eve
Sait Nick came to stay
Said 'Rude Balls with your dick so bright
Will you light my sleigh tonight'

Then how the others jeered him
And it made them jump with glee
Saying 'Rude Balls the Red Dick Reindeer
Everyone will see you pee ….'